Evidently, dog balloon popping is a real competitive sport. If you've ever come across a Jack Russell Terrier, you know that they're absolutely nutso. They're crazier than a 5-year-old after a whole container of Fun Dip. I guess that's why this breed dominates the "sport". The dog in this video is Twinkie, and she's from California. Twinkie just set the new balloon popping world record for dogs by popping 100 balloons in only 39.08 seconds. This dog is a hero, and should be awarded keys to cities and stuff. I wonder if I can set a world record for most sarcastic comments in one paragraph. I definitely want to make that my life's goal! ...see what I did there?

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