Arson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous Cousin
This woman has done her part to remind everyone of the need for a filter when speaking.
This is Heather Tenney of Leavittsburg, Ohio. Her garage went up in flames earlier this week and when a reporter asked her how it happened she decided to open up her metaphorical closet and let the skeletons come out.
When asked how the blaze started she said it was because of her cousin:
He's mad because he can't get with me. I'm married to my husband. It's a long story."
Umm, okay. Comments like that make it seem like the town should be renamed Creepysville, Gross-Out Junction or Three-Headed Baby Heights.
Tenney went on to say the cousin put the husband in the hospital last month and he was simply looking for another way to express his rage.
There are just some things you don't say. You don't talk about your irritable bowel syndrome, you hush up about your secret love for Celine Dion and you sure as heck keep mum about how your cousin wants to get into your pants when the cameras are on you. That's just common sense.
Except in Leavittsburg, Ohio, apparently.