The People of Walmart

We've all seen the e-mails that circulate titled something like "The People of Wal-Mart." Well, today, I got to see one of those very people in real life. Unfortunately, I do not have a picture of this spectacularly dressed woman so you'll have to use your imagination.

Imagine a women in her 60's to 70's who is about 5'4 and slim. She was adorned with a skimpy top, a black and neon green mini skirt, neon pink stockings (mind you, it is approximately 81 degrees out) and 5 inch Spice Girl like white platforms with red polka dots. She also happened to be carrying a significant amount of Hello Kitty merchandise and to put icing on the cake, she had a leash around her wrist and lo and behold there was a small chihuahua on the other end! Now, I know we all have crises at different points in our life, but, please do yourself a favor and look in the mirror before leaving the house in similar attire...