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Pull-Ups
Hemera

Tasing Is the Best Way to Maximize Your Pull-Up Potential

Looking to burn some more calories? Try this shocking method.

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Category: Humor, Videos
Uranus
Trvp Fox, YouTube

News Anchor Makes a Great Lame Joke About Uranus

Uranus definitely got the short end of the stick when it came time to name the planets.

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Penis
NJ.com

This Weather Map Is a Penis. A Penis, We Say.

Flash flooding may have given way to flaccid flooding in the Northeast this week.

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Category: Humor, Videos
Cat Bacon
Ablestock.com, iStock

Hungry Idiot Calls 911 Because Girlfriend Let Cat Eat His Bacon

Bacon may be the unofficial fifth food group, but, hey, let's not go getting the authorities involved when we can't get our hands on any.

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Category: Humor, Videos
Anal
FunkSiren, Reddit

Unfortunate Engagement Photo Is All Kinds of Wrong

This is not the kind of engagement photo you'd want, unless maybe you're cool with letting everyone you know finding out your sexual preference.

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Category: Humor
Fire
WKBN27, YouTube

Arson Victim Blames Fire on Horny Incestuous Cousin

This woman has done her part to remind everyone of the need for a filter when speaking.

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Category: Humor, Videos
Manpons
WaterAid, YouTube

Tampon for Men Commercial With a Serious Point Is Total Genius

This could be the greatest marketing stunt we'll never need.

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Category: Humor, Videos
Stripper
FailArmy, YouTube

Stripper Fails Will Make You Laugh Out All Your Daddy Issues

Watch and laugh as these women go from hot to hurt quicker than the time it takes you to put a single into a G-string.

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Category: Babes, Humor, Videos
Buddhika Weerasinghe/Getty Images
Buddhika Weerasinghe/Getty Images

Human Powered Theme Park Seems Like A Lot of Work [VIDEO]

We have all at one time in our lives imagined how cool it would be to have some carnival-type rides in our backyard. The cost, room needed, permits, etc, are probably some reasons we don't.

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Category: Humor, Newsletter, Videos
Goal
TUTO Hockey, YouTube

Insane Hockey Announcer Loses All Control After Goalie Scores

A buzzer-beating 3-pointer. A walk-off home run. A touchdown in overtime. They’re all exciting, but no one can capture the drama of the moment quite like this announcer.

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Category: Humor, Sports, Videos

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