I saw an article in the Poughkeepsie Journal today that made me laugh out loud. The online porn company called PornHub has teamed up with a lawn care company in Dutchess County New York to offer free leaf removal this fall.

According to the Poughkeepsie Journal, PornHub has teamed up with the Poughkeepsie based lawn maintenance company called Dutchess Lawns. The removal of leaves will be based on a first-come-first-serve basis this Wednesday through Friday.

The Poughkeepsie Journal said that PornHub decided to pick Upstate New York because of its fall foliage and it chose Dutchess County at random. It's a great publicity stunt because here we are talking about it And we are 2 hours and 45 minutes away.

Now don't get too excited, there won't be any porn actresses out raking yards. If that was the case, I think I would be taking the two hours and 45-minute drive.

I really don't mind doing yard work, but I hate raking leaves. I bought a powerful backpack leaf blower just so I wouldn't have to rake. But with rock walls, fences, and trees in my backyard, I still need to do some raking. And when the leaves are wet, the leaf blower doesn't work as well as it would if the leaves were dry.

With that being said, If PornHub chose Broome County for this publicity stunt, I would have been signed up for it already.

[via Poughkeepsie Journal]