Of Course He Was on Drugs
So Sunday, I’m standing next to my car at the gas station down the street from my house pumping gas. A van is coming around the corner with a luggage rack on top. I noticed something weird in the luggage rack. So I’m staring at it, and I realize as the guy slows down to make the turn, that it’s actually a toy plane on top of his van. I don’t know if he was driving by and some kid flew it into his van, or if he meant to put it there, or if he even knew it was there.
I forgot all about it until I saw this story today. According to The Daily Mail, A driver of a car, 21 year old man named Jared Price of Java New York, was stopped in the town of Wethersfield after a report of a suspicious vehicle. Deputies arrested Price after he failed a sobriety test.
What made the vehicle suspicious? The car had no doors, no windshield, no license plates and an ax embedded on the roof as if it was a tree stump.
Deputies say Price was high on multiple drugs when he was arrested. That explains a lot!
[via The Daily Mail]