News of the Weird Runner Up: Ballpark Gum Is Here

And no, it doesn't taste like tobacco, dirt and pine tar!

If you can't wait until opening day and you want to feel like you are at the ballpark, then Ballpark Gum is for you. I'm going to guess the inventor of this flavor was just goofing off. What's it taste like? Hot dogs, beer and peanuts. Let it sink in.

Ballpark Gum is actually online for sale (I checked and it's on several sites). 22 gumballs in a metal tin will set you back $4 to $5. I think I want to make money by creating Vending Machine Gum! Hey, if Ballpark Gum works, why not?