It’s National Tell an Old Joke Day, So Go Ahead!
The classics. That's what old jokes are. They are as timeless and corny as ever. And still funny!
Today is the day to celebrate old jokes, so here are a few.
1. What did the pig say on the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm bakin!
2. What's black and blue and red all over? A nun falling down stairs.
3. What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud!
4. A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says "you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything."
5. What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!
6. Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter? I don't wanna spread it.