The classics. That's what old jokes are. They are as timeless and corny as ever. And still funny!

Today is the day to celebrate old jokes, so here are a few.

1. What did the pig say on the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm bakin!

2. What's black and blue and red all over? A nun falling down stairs.

3. What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud!

4. A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says "you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything."

5. What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

6. Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter? I don't wanna spread it.

 

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