I ran across this video recently, and thought I'd only be able to handle watching about 30 seconds of it, since how mesmerizing can a video of a beer bellied, speedo wearing guy be?
Well, the joke's on me, because I ended up watching the whole thing.

Take a five minute break and check it out.
This guy's funny, but what really amazes me, it the fact that he could keep it going for five minutes!