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Star Wars Meets Drunken Boat Oar Fighting? [WATCH]
Okay, so let's set the scene here; can I get this in a scrolling Star Wars style marquee?
Two men, clearly drunk in the middle of the day, have a disagreement about that I can only assume is the "best kind of paddle". One man says that you should go short with high-tech compound materials. The other, old school wooden oar, full length. The modern day Russian version of the light side versus dark side. Who wins? Let's find out:
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