Amish Spring Break?

As we know, spring break is here for many of our school students. Resorts during spring break are over-run with energetic, "excited" college kids who are looking for ways to have as much fun as possible. Bikinis, drinking, wild "activities", partying all night long. On the other hand, here is a list of the top 10 spring break activities for those in the Amish country just south of us:

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1
Drink molasses 'til you heave!
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2
Wet bonnet contest!
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3
Stuff as many people as you can into a buggy!
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4
Buttermilk keggar!
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5
Blow past the local Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale!
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6
Get a tattoo: "Born To Raise Barns"
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7
Cruise the streets shouting mild insults at people with zippers!
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8
Sleep in until 6am (buttermilk hangovers are the worst).
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Ride over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite butt!
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10
Churn butter without using your hands.

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