Home Alone In Under Two Minutes [WATCH]

I don't know which is funnier; this guy's heavy Boston accent, or his 'wicked pissah' cliff notes on Home Alone.

Seriously, Kevin. Not even one bite of that delicious looking mac & cheese? Come on, kiddo... quit wasting food like that! You wanna know what's worse? Spoiler alert: these parents forgot the same kid again a couple of years later, but this time in the middle of New York City!