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    "Fine"

    This is a word that is used to end an argument. They are right, and they need you to shut up.

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    "Five Minutes"

    If she's getting dressed... a half hour. "Five minutes" is only accurate when you're told to stop watching the game, or when she's exaggerating your last performance. You know what I mean.

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    "Nothing"

    Something. Something BIG! This is the calm before the storm. You should be on your toes. If the argument begins with "nothing", will probably end up with "fine".

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    "Go Ahead"

    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. As General Ackbar said: "IT'S A TRAP!"

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    "Loud Sigh"

    This is actually a word. It is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh mean that she thinks you're an idiot, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing about nothing. (refer to #3)

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    "That's Okay"

    *DANGER*DANGER*DANGER*

    This means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Stay on your toes!

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    "Thanks"

    She is thanking you, occasionally conceding to defeat. Do not question this, speak, or faint. Just say: "You're welcome".

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    "Don't Worry, I'll Take Care Of It"

    Another dangerous statement, meaning that this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times before, but is now doing it herself. Later, the man will ask, "What's wrong?" The woman will respond with #3.