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The Top 10 Things Your Dad Won’t Ever Say

In honor of Father’s Day being this Sunday, here are the top 10 things you most likely won’t ever hear your dad say.


leungchopan
leungchopan
1

How did I feel when you wanted to play the violin instead of playing football? I was super ecstatic!

 
 
 
vadimguzhva
vadimguzhva
2

You want to drop out of college to be a street musician? Great! Let me buy you a new harmonica!

 
 
 
ThinkStock
ThinkStock
3

You’re absolutely right, the NFL RedZone IS taking me away from you on Sundays. I’ll definitely cancel it right away.

 
 
 
John Howard
John Howard
4

Even though you’re 30-years-old, still live in my house and eat all the food in my fridge, I’m glad you’re my namesake.

 
 
 
8213erika
8213erika
5

There’s absolutely no way I can build that…I don’t have enough experience or enough tools.

 
 
 
Castort
Castort
6

Nope. I don’t see that classic car in my rearview winder and I’m certainly not going to look over my shoulder to check it out as it passes us.

 
 
 
joebelanger
joebelanger
7

I think instead of me trying to fix this, we should just call a professional.

 
 
 
Rauluminate
Rauluminate
8

You’ll never catch me wearing a pair of Dockers!

 
 
 
ronstik
ronstik
9

No beer for me, thanks. I prefer watching football totally sober.

 
 
 
Dirk Ott
Dirk Ott
10

Dark socks with sandals? Oh, yeah- I always get TONS of compliments.

 
 
 

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