In honor of Father's Day being this Sunday, here are the top 10 things you most likely won't ever hear your dad say.
How did I feel when you wanted to play the violin instead of playing football? I was super ecstatic!
You want to drop out of college to be a street musician? Great! Let me buy you a new harmonica!
You're absolutely right, the NFL RedZone IS taking me away from you on Sundays. I'll definitely cancel it right away.
Even though you're 30-years-old, still live in my house and eat all the food in my fridge, I'm glad you're my namesake.
There's absolutely no way I can build that...I don't have enough experience or enough tools.
Nope. I don't see that classic car in my rearview winder and I'm certainly not going to look over my shoulder to check it out as it passes us.
I think instead of me trying to fix this, we should just call a professional.
You'll never catch me wearing a pair of Dockers!
No beer for me, thanks. I prefer watching football totally sober.
Dark socks with sandals? Oh, yeah- I always get TONS of compliments.