In honor of Father's Day being this Sunday, here are the top 10 things you most likely won't ever hear your dad say.

  • 1

    How did I feel when you wanted to play the violin instead of playing football? I was super ecstatic!

    leungchopan
  • 2

    You want to drop out of college to be a street musician? Great! Let me buy you a new harmonica!

    vadimguzhva
  • 3

    You're absolutely right, the NFL RedZone IS taking me away from you on Sundays. I'll definitely cancel it right away.

    ThinkStock
  • 4

    Even though you're 30-years-old, still live in my house and eat all the food in my fridge, I'm glad you're my namesake.

    John Howard
  • 5

    There's absolutely no way I can build that...I don't have enough experience or enough tools.

    8213erika
  • 6

    Nope. I don't see that classic car in my rearview winder and I'm certainly not going to look over my shoulder to check it out as it passes us.

    Castort
  • 7

    I think instead of me trying to fix this, we should just call a professional.

    joebelanger
  • 8

    You'll never catch me wearing a pair of Dockers!

    Rauluminate
  • 9

    No beer for me, thanks. I prefer watching football totally sober.

    ronstik
  • 10

    Dark socks with sandals? Oh, yeah- I always get TONS of compliments.

    Dirk Ott