The human body can do some pretty gross things. Of course, some bodily functions can't be helped, but should be done (if possible) away from others.

I guess Michael Manatis, of South Carolina, was so over comfortable with his wife that when he....umm, let one rip.....it was so pungent that his wife, Shannon, grabbed the vanilla-scented Lysol and sprayed. Into his eyes. That led Michael to douse her with water.

It went downhill from there and cops were called.  I'd love to see that police report! "Cause of domestic disturbance: methane gas explosion."

(UPI)

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