Seriously! This has got to be the worst pickup routine ever!

A 25 year old guy (luckily living in Japan) would go to grocery stores, scope out the women and slash their tires after they entered the store. Of course, when they went back to their cars they were distressed. Enter the hero (or psychopath). He would help them and then get their phone numbers.

He got busted for doing it 5 times, but actually the count is more like one thousand.

I have to ask: what is the worst pickup experience you've had, know of or done? Post your stories right here. We'll read the most crazy one during the show on Tuesday.