Bathroom Rules For Guys

Guys, when we visit the bathroom, you know there are rules to be followed.

But in case you missed that day in school, here's a refresher courtesy of Guyism.com.

Now excuse me, I've gotta go....

7. Absolutely no talking. You're there to take care of your business, not make new friends.

6. Look straight ahead at the urinal. Wandering eyes are a no-no.

5. Never stand right next to another guy at a urinal, unless the bathroom is very crowded and the only available urinal is right next to him. Men should remain as far apart as possible.

4. Give a courtesy flush once in a while to reduce the fumes.

3. Check for feet. Look to see if anyone is in the stall before opening the door.

2. Don't pee on the toilet paper or the toilet seat.

1. If it's brown, flush it down.