Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too Loud
Where does this guy get off?
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress
The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
This Guy’s Mug Shot Is Pure Bonkersness
Guilt may not be written all over his face, but lunacy sure is.
Re-Live 2017 March Madness With Goose-Bumpy ‘One Shining Moment’
There's no better way to say goodbye to the NCAA Tournament.
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
19 Schools You Totally Forgot Made the Final Four
The Final Four is one of sports most beloved events, but for every Kentucky, Duke and UConn that makes it there are teams that appear so infrequently it just doesn't sound right.
Automatic Bullseye Dart Board Is a Total Game-Changer
Bullseye meets glassy eye.