Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
St. Patrick’s Day Hero Guzzles a Guinness While Standing on His Head
No one is more ready for St. Patrick's Day than this guy. You could say he's head over heels excited for it.
Woman Plows Into Gas Station…And Then Goes Totally Bonkers
You know you've got issues when crashing into a gas station convenience store isn't the most memorable part of your day.
Cops Stopping Drug Smuggler’s Plane Is a Real-Life ‘Die Hard’
We hear the phrase "war on drugs" a lot, but we don't usually see it. That's too bad because it's incredibly entertaining.
Can You Name the 2 States That Don’t Observe Daylight Saving Time?
Daylight Saving Time is upon us. Well, most of us.
Sad Study Reveals Americans Are Having Sex Less and Less
Here's some news that will bring no one any pleasure.
New Smart Condom Will Let You Know How You’re Doing in the Sack, If You’re Into That Sort …
"Was it good for you?" has never been a more loaded question.
Cop Sprayed With 1,000 Pounds of Beer When Truck Overturns
This isn't what they mean by "bottle necking" on the road.
‘La La Land,’ Hillary Clinton, Atlanta Falcons — Which Stunning Loss Was the Most Devastat…
Hillary Clinton. The Atlanta Falcons. "La La Land." All know too well just how crushing losing can be. But which defeat was the worst?