Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Doing the Nasty on Couch
This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.
And the Most Disliked Player in the NFL Is…
People may love the NFL, but they sure don't love everyone who plays in it.
Don’t You Just Hate When a Truck Runs Over Your Head?
You could say things came to a head during this fight.
94-Year-Old Man Who Probably Shouldn’t Be Driving Charged With Drunk Driving
What's the only thing scarier than a 94-year-old man behind the wheel? How about a 94-year-old drunk man behind the wheel.
Joker Pretending to Be Olympic Gold Medalist Is an American Hero
And you thought no Olympian could behave worse than Ryan Lochte.
PVC Pipe Blowing Is a Thrilling Game for the Genius In All of Us
File this under "way too much free time."
Bank Robber Desperately Wants Jail to Get Away From Wife
This guy wants to trade his ball and chain for another ball and chain.
Cooking Steaks on Lava Is the Hottest Thing Around
Now, this is fast food.
Why Is Dick a Nickname for Richard? Glad You Asked
Like how has "The View" lasted so long, why do people voluntarily go to Cleveland Browns games and are there really no better choices to vote for president, this is a question that's plaguing mankind.
What Are the Most Popular Excuses When Cheating on Your Partner?
It's not men's imaginations that turn women on.