Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Here’s Why Stealing a Rolls-Royce Hood Ornament Is Impossible
If you can't afford one of the most expensive cars in the world, maybe you'd like a little piece of one. Well, don't bother.
These True ‘Seinfeld’ Reasons for Dumping Someone Will Make You Want to Stay Single Foreve…
Breaking up is hard to do. The famous song says so. But, sometimes, breaking up is ridiculous to do.
Sewage Truck Explosion Is When the Poop Hits the Fan (And Everything Else in Sight)
You can almost smell how horrific the odor is through the screen.
Your Pee May Soon Be a Deliciously Refreshing Beer
Turning water into wine is so passe.
Chill Dude Keeps Ordering Taco Bell While Recording Nasty Girl Fight
Wow, have we become desensitized to violence or what?
Classy Dude Climbs Broadcast Tower and Pounds Beers
This guy's stunt -- ahem -- towers over all others.
Always Order a Large Pizza, Says Wonderful Science
Bigger is better. That old axiom has once again been proven to be true.
Man Used Stolen Human Brain to Smoke Marijuana
Well, there's a headline you don't see too often.
Fish Bra Trend Has Reeled Us in Hook, Line and Sinker
These women who use fish they've caught as a makeshift bra have also caught our attention.
Girl’s Tongue Is Freakishly Long and Inexplicably Agile