Wal-Mart

The Wal-Mart Supercenter at Crossgates Commons is the most super of them all.

A Cortland man is accused of stealing items from Wal-Mart, taking off on a motorcycle, giving authorities a fake name and being in possession of drugs.

We've all seen the e-mails that circulate titled something like "The People of Wal-Mart." Well, today, I got to see one of those very people in real life. Unfortunately, I do not have a picture of this spectacularly dressed woman so you'll have to use your imagination...