Signs That a Guy is Whipped

We guys need to hold on to that man card forever.
We're "manly men" and will always be, right? (cue that Tim Taylor growl!)

Well, beware.

According to CavemanCircus.com, there are some signs that may get your man card revoked and the label of being 'whipped' slapped on your back:

• Going for a beer requires permission.
• She makes your decisions for you.
• You have a joint e-mail or Facebook account.
• You go home when she's ready.
• She commits you to events without your knowledge.
• You constantly worry about her reaction.
• Your friends don't even bother to call you anymore.
• You're no longer interesting, funny or desirable.

What's the worst you've ever seen a man get whipped?
Comments always welcome, below.