Redskins Fan & Loser DJ Rocked over GIANT Bet with Big Blue Wally

Glenn Pitcher, morning show host of 98.1 The Hawk in Binghamton, NY, and avid Washington Redskin football fan, talks to GOD.

Dear Lord,
Hi, this is Glenn Pitcher of 98.1 The Hawk. Maybe you've heard of me? No? Okay, well, um. Yea... That's a little uncomfortable... anyway.

I was wondering if you could do me a favor? I don't really ask for much and I'm hoping that you could grant me just this one wish?

Could you please send me Mr. Peabody and his Wayback Machine to Binghamton, NY? I'm living in the midst of New York Giants country and I am a die hard Washington Redskins fan. What's that? Hehe... yea.. I know, I know. I'm a loser.

Since the Redskins have sucked for so long, and I have fervently followed the team. Even allowing myself to make ridiculous bets with my nemesis, Big Wally from 991 The Whale. Oh.... YOU HAVE HEARD OF HIM?   Figures....

Well.... I was wondering if you could get Mr. Peabody here, with Sherman and the Wayback Machine, so I could travel back in time to when the Redskins were tops and the Gmen were not. Back when Joe Theismann was throwing touchdown passes to Charlie Brown. Back to when John Riggins was running over linebackers.

Or just a short backward turn of the Wayback dial, back to when Doug Williams was beating up the Broncos in Superbowl XXII, or when Mark Rypien was named Super Bowl XXVI MVP?

What's that GOD? How do you keep the Redskins off your lawn? Um, I don't know, how? ...... Put up a goal post?....  Good one, Lord. Now about that request? What's that? You gave us Heisman Trophy winning QB, RG-3 and I should be thankful?

THANKFUL? I don't mean to be blasphemous, Lord, but have you seen any of his games lately. What you gave us Redskins fans is RG-3 and out, and that is why I have to wear this ridiculous jersey. So, if you don't mind, can you put a rush on my Wayback request. Thank you. And Amen!