News of the Weird Runner Up: The Grinch Exists

My parents never told me Santa doesn't exist. No one did actually.

That isn't the case for kids attending a children's parade in the Town of Kingston (Canada).
A 24 year old nut job, who probably didn't get what he wanted for Christmas at age 8, used hair gel to shape his "doo" like horns, downed a bunch of alcohol and ran around shouting that Kris Kringle didn't exist.

Luckily, it's illegal to be a jerk in public, so he was arrested by Santa's Elves, or as they are commonly known; the police.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!

(Thanks Toronto Star)