News of the Weird Runner Up: Mustache Implants Are the New Fad
I could see getting laser surgery to remove a mustache, but why would any normal guy want to have one put on their face when they can grow it themselves?
Seems the answer is: they want power and money quicker! At least that's the case in Turkey and France, where mustache plastic surgery is raging. Plastic surgeons there are seeing a big surge in the hairy requests.
It's done by taking hair from other parts of the body and transplanting it above the top lip. Robin Williams would make a fortune selling his extra hair! (Have you seen his arms?)
In case you are mustache impaired and want to give it a go, the procedure will set you back about seven thousand bucks.
I got nothing.........
(CNN)