News of the Weird Runner Up: Lap Dance or Not?

You have to love Florida. It's officially the "weird news" capital of the world and here is one reason why (from Off the Beat):

A couple was in a car, steaming up the windows in a public area. Cops came over and found an old naked guy in there with a woman in a compromising position.

When cops questioned the woman she said it wasn't what it looked like; she was looking for a cigarette! Is that what they call it now?

Both were hauled off to jail. This odd couple's romance started when they met over a drug deal.

Only in Florida!