Naughty Christmas Pick Up Lines

What good is the best time of the year if you can't use it to get laid? Here are some hilarious pick up lines. Some from myself, some from my co-workers and friends and some are from this website on Pick Up lines. Enjoy and feel free to use them downtown or at your next Christmas party! Even if they don't work, they are still pretty funny.

I'd ride that sleigh!

Can I see your tinsel?

Can I lick your candy cane?

Do you wanna sit on my yule log?

Can I ride your reindeer?

Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?

Can I stuff your stocking?

Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

Want some of my eggnog?

Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

You can be Santa's helper....

Are you interested in seeing the North Pole?

Wanna see my 12 inch elf?