First Ever ‘Fiber Festival’ in Susquehanna, PA

There's the strawberry festival, blueberry fest, garlic, apple and now this new one in Susquehanna PA. It's the 'Fiber Festival.' CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

I wonder why that is? Well, I guess to each his own, huh? Is it sponsored by one of those "fiber in a glass that tastes like the orange drink the Astronauts used to drink?"
These signs were all over the highway leading into the "backside" of Susquehanna....
The freakin' fiber festival? In Susquehanna? I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
Isn't that where LeeAnn Taylor lives?
Oh my Gosh........ Now it makes sense.....