This is a very unfortunate and upsetting reality for me but according to a study done by researchers at the University of Michigan, the website TheFrisky.com reports that the chance of cuddling turning into sex are slim to none! The chances are approximately one in six. Those lucky 1%! This explains why my girlfriend Krista will cuddle with me but then nothing ever happens..... What is a girl to do? Should I buy her flowers? Should I hold a boom box outside her window? Maybe all I need is to watch the notebook. Beware cuddlers - cuddling is great but on average couple are cuddling about eight times a week for almost an hour and not getting anything except each others loving arms around each other for affection. I say this is blasphemy! Cuddling and then go do the dirty. You will feel close to your partner and be satisfied as well! We can change this saddening statistics, I have faith friends - YES WE CAN!

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