Clark Kent Leaves Daily Planet to Blog: My Advice to the Man of Steel

It's official. The Man of Steel is unemployed! After 70 years of slaving away at the Daily Planet, Clark Kent quit. At least that's the storyline for Superman DC Comics #13.

He's quit before, but this time it's for keeps. The world of journalism isn't like it used to be. We all get our news online.

What's next for Superman? Blogging! Hmm, seems a lot of us are doing that these days.
Since Clark has a crazy schedule with his "moonlighting gig" as Superman, I think he needs some advice. Here's mine. Feel free to comment with your own!

1. Find a good blogging site and call your page "The Speeding Bullet". It's catchy.

2. Hire a blog guru like Mark, who is ours. Someone who knows the ins and outs of getting your blog seen.

3. Write about things you know: how to wash tights, how to hide a double life, being an orphan, crime.

4. Don't be too passionate. Your strength could scare people.

5. Make money. Since being Superman doesn't pay, you'll have to advertise or use your powers for evil to steal money. I don't see you using food stamps.

6. After a while, open a start-up online newspaper. No pay wall, please. That's a turnoff.

7. Edit before posting. If you slip up and reveal your secret identity, the only place to hide is at the Justice League Hall.

8. Work for The Whale. We blog, ya know.

Oh and one more thing: don't ask Big Wally for help!