When the book 50 Shades of Grey was published, emergency dispatchers noted a rise in calls concerning bondage mishap situations.

Now that the movie is in theaters, I bet the same thing will happen. I think I need to say something to help. Sometimes things look better on the movie screen than in real life! Be careful of what you try.

Considering that the London Fire Brigade says the most calls they get, when it comes to bondage, are about being stuck in handcuffs, it appears that even the easiest of bondage tasks is trickier than you think!

Keep the keys close to you and know who is cuffing you. The type of bondage play with the second highest call volume? Vacuum cleaner incidents. Step away from the nozzle!

You may want to research bondage before attempting it. I know it's like reading instructions, but you don't want to damage the family jewels. Or, you could simply stick to watching it on the TV.

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