Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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10 TGIF Memes to Celebrate the Weekend
It's a very special day. It's Friday! In case this terrible, terrible song doesn't quite capture how excited we are for the weekend (we so excited), here are some memes. In case the memes don't adequately express how excited we are for the weekend, just look for the person wearing no pants with a pitcher of sangria in each hand -- that's us. Enjoy!
The Pros and Cons of Fall
You may have noticed by the bite in the air or the goo in your eyes -- fall is here! We have mixed emotions about this, so we thought we'd treat it like every person we've ever dated and make a thorough pro/con list about it before it never returns our calls anyway.
5 Excellent Twists on the ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale
After five seasons, 'Breaking Bad' has finally come to an end. If you watched the show, we're going to go ahead and assume you've spent the majority of the past few days reading countless blog posts about the show to get a fix before you realize it's actually gone forever.
11 Cringe-Inducing Halloween Costume Fails
If your Halloween costume isn't coming along exactly the way you planned, don't feel bad -- at least you aren't any of these horrible Halloween fails.
GoPro Video of Fireman Rescuing Kitten WILL Make You Cry
If you're looking for a catalyst to provide you with a nice, end-of-workweek tear-fest, look no further than this video of a fireman rescuing a kitten. Seriously. You will cry. If you don't cry, please share your stony ways with us, because we embarrassed ourselves in the office watching this video...
Watch Jimmy Fallon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Epic Lip Sync-Off
Last night, 'Hello Ladies' star Stephen Merchant, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Jimmy Fallon squared off in a lip sync contest, and things quickly got out of hand.
BatDad Vines Are the Vines Gotham Needs
When BatDad's not fighting crime, he drives a Honda Odyssey. And yells at his kids for hiding under rugs...and tells his wife to wash his pajamas...and is genuinely hilarious.
Replace Darth Vader’s Voice With Young Anakin’s And You Get Comedy Gold
Imagine a galaxy far, far away, where Darth Vader's voice modulator malfunctions, and he's left with the voice of his pre-pubescent self as played by "world's greatest kid actor" Jake Lloyd.
Are You #FallingForFall? Find Out If You Have ‘Compulsive Fall Disorder’
Hot on the tail of our Pumpkin Spice Exposé, comes the latest in reasons why please get over autumn already -- Compulsive Fall Disorder.
The Cost of Living ‘Big’ Today
Have you ever found yourself watching the classic comedy 'Big' and wondered to no one in particular (or possibly your cat) how much it would cost to live like Tom Hanks' character? Well, we also wondered that, and decided to break down his awesome apartment in terms of today's costs.