What Would You Do if Your Mom Was a Stripper?

Dear Wally......

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My son, Joseph, made a friend at his new school, which is awesome. I just wish his new friend had a different mom.
The gossip around the school is that Joseph’s friend’s mom is a stripper – and I don’t want that kind of woman around my son.
I mean, I’m sure she doesn’t vacuum the hallway in stilettos and pasties, but she obviously doesn’t hide it because everybody knows!
Do I let Joseph go over there to play? Do I tell him he can’t be friends with this boy? Do I talk to the mom? How should I handle this?
Sincerely, Monica

Dear Monica,

Shut the hell up! As far as I'm concerned there is no better mom than a stripper mom. If I was a kid and my friend's mom was a stripper I would be at their house every day!!! He would be my BFF for life.

I think you should absolutely let Joseph go over their to play. It's not like he's playing with Joseph's mom.
I have just one question..... Is Joseph's mom Hot? And do you have any pics?