Women v Men: Ten Things Only Women Understand

Women -v- Men.

Girls like chick flicks. Guys would rather watch someone rebuild a motor on TV..
There's a lot of things guys just don't understand about women. Why is that? Well, it's my uninformed opinion that it must have something to do with the (Y) (X) chromosome.

The (Y) Chromosome is just half the size of the (X). It's almost as if someone took a knife and lopped off one of the ends. And it would be that end, that has the genes for....
The Ten Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

And the number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN

Guys..... do you have any other suggestions?