What Would Big Wally Do For 360 Million Dollars?
After weeks of not having a winner, the Powerball jackpot has ballooned for tonight's drawing, which is estimated $360 million jackpot. If I win the jackpot, or part of the jackpot, I'm giving fair warning that I will not be at work tomorrow, or the next day or the next.
With that: Here is a list of things I would be willing to do for 360 million dollars.
I would stick my hands in a cow to help her give birth.
I would take 10th grade geometry again, and pass it this time.
I would wear a dress in public. (oh wait, I already did that)
I would pick up roadkill, cook it and eat it (oh wait, I did that too)
I would route for the Cowboys in a game against the Giants (then I would buy the Cowgirls and fire everyone)
I would sit through another viewing of the movie 'The Turning Point."
I would be willing to watch soccer for a month straight.
I would drink a glass of water from the Susquehanna River.
I would clean 3 Porta Potties on a 95 degree day in July with bare hands.
I would tandem skydive with a bad Elvis Impersonator.
I would shave a hairy person's back once a week for a year. (Sorry LeeAnn.)
What would you be willing to do, for 360-million dollars?