Sexperts Say This Is What Women Really Want in Bed
For most men, having good sex does not equate to much more than a warm, willing-and-able body, a 12-pack of cheap beer, and a furious minute-and-a-half of explosive action.
However, women are completely different; they need a little bit more than just some fat, sweaty, walrus-eyed chump grunting and panting incessantly into their ears, only to become the world record holder for fastest finish. And, just in case you are wondering if you happen to fall into this embarrassing category, guys – trust us, you do.
Fortunately, for those of us constantly fighting inside the proverbial wet-paper-sack of sexual oblivion, there are doctors out there that not only specialize in getting chicks off, but they are also willing to share their advice with us in hopes of preventing a sexual revolution that ends with our severed penises being worn around our lady’s necks.
Sexperts say that when trying to get into a woman’s pants, a man needs to think in terms of her who-ha being controlled by a knob and not a switch. This means that while all you boner machines might be ready to go, turning on a woman can be a bit more complex.
“Men are like driving standard transmission — if you move through the gears in the right order, you will get where you want to go. Women are like baking a soufflé — the outcome depends on the ingredients and the chef, sure, but it also depends on the reliability of the oven, the altitude, the humidity of the day… more variables, more variability,” says Dr. Emily Nagoski, author of the ‘Good in Bed Guide to Female Orgasms.’
In addition, do not just keep burying her face in a pillow and drooling all over her back, say the experts. Men need to make it a priority to learn the inner workings of the clitoris and use that knowledge to make the ‘man in the boat’ sail.
And, don’t be afraid to get your face down there and do your part; cunnilingus is the Tai Chi of the sexual arts and even adult film star Ron Jeremy knows it. “More women have gotten off with my tongue than with my penis,” he says.
Last but not least, after you have successfully scored, so to speak, don’t forget to cuddle. After all, experts agree that the act of foreplay never really ends.