I find stories in the weirdest places. Thanks to "A Compendium of Collective Nouns", I have something to share that I can't say on the radio.

First off, your porn searches are being tracked. A new website grabs the most popular sex phrases used in searches and there are some pips.

Here are the top 5 latest pron search terms:

1. kick in the balls.

2. pantyhose supremacy (umm, gross!)

3. food sex.

4. good things, small packages.

5. homemade lapdance.

I just want to know the difference between a homemade lapdance and a regular one? Did they mean home maid? Ok pervs, feel free to look these up.