Single Women Problems: Carrying Heavy Items

The other week, I hurt my foot from working out too much and was having a hard time doing the things I normally do.

I took a trip to the grocery store and one of the things on my list was cat litter for my demon spawn of Satan... I mean Sita. Now, if you have ever bought pet supplies then you know that the more you buy, the cheaper is it normally. The cheapest cat litter was a 40lb box so that's what I bought.

Now the problem was that I live on the second floor and just hurt my foot. Just picture me...  hobbling up and down the stairs carrying my bags of groceries and finally, the only thing left in my trunk is the cat litter. I just looked at the box and thought to myself "Um yea, this is so not happening."

Being a forward thinker, I knew my male friend got out of work at 11pm (it was about 10:30pm). I sent him a text bribing him to come over for a drink with a little whining involved about how I needed my cat litter brought upstairs and I could barely walk because my foot hurt so bad. Lo and behold - it worked! Sometimes, when you are a single woman, bribery is all ya got. Single women problemmsssss!