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Do habitually take pictures of yourself? Are you a girl between the ages of 12 and 20 something? Well, if you are, then I suppose it’s expected but gentlemen, this is not acceptable.

No real man would stand in front of a mirror with a cell phone and take a picture of yourself. I don’t understand why you would think this looks attractive. Go have your mother take a picture of you. Or your best friend. Or your dog. But if you are taking pictures of yourself in the mirror, then you are probably way too self involved or you are seeking approval from others by posting these ridiculous pictures online.

We don’t care what you are wearing guys. However, I do care about the fact that you took the time out of your day to stare at yourself in the mirror and admire yourself. This is like a siren going off in my head. Stay away, stay away! Bottom line, it pretty much says you are probably a self involved dick.

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