Pizza + Burger Equals Best Food Ever
Finally… my prayers have been answered! Someone has taken my two favorite foods, and combined them together to make something that is galactically better than any other food source that is out there.
Are you ready for it? Here it is!
It’s The Pizza Burger.
No, not the one that you got in high school with that questionable mystery meat topped with tomato sauce. This one is, as Robert Palmer said, is ‘Simply Irresistible.’ Unfortunately you will have to drive to get it.
It’s the newest creation offered by Boston Pizza, A Canadian pizza chain with the nearest location directly across the border from Niagara Falls, NY.
This is not a burger with pizza toppings like some other, half-assed pizza burgers. Oh no-no-no. This is a 1/2 pound bacon hamburger, wrapped — as in wholly encased — in a pepperoni pizza. It’s actually more of a burger calzone than a pizza burger, But who cares? All they need to do is find a way to add a beer into that mixture and they would have ‘THE MOST PERFECT FOOD OF ALL TIME!”
Do I Hear, ‘Road Trip?’