News of the Weird Runner Up: Texas Strippers May Need to Be Licensed

Imagine this: Strippers will be in the same class as doctors and lawyers someday (soon?) in Texas! If State Representative Bill Zedler has his way, strippers will need to be licensed to work in clubs.

The idea is to make it harder for the girls to become strippers, forcing them onto a better path in life. If they get licensed, they'll have to display the paper on their body as they work. Seriously??

I just want to know what the test will be like!