Men and Women Differences

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

MATURITY:
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still collecting baseball cards and giving each other wedgies. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

HANDWRITING:
To their credit, men do not have great penmanship. They just chicken scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain in the behind, to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from a Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

REST ROOMS Men use rest rooms for purely biological reasons. Women use rest rooms as social lounges. Men in a rest room will never speak a word to each other. Never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey Jack, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?

OFFSPRING:
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people who may be living in the house.