If Gene Simmons Was a Cow
Gene Simmons is famous for being in Kiss but he's also famous for having a huge tongue. You seen it, you've heard about it, and there have been comparisons for years about how it's the size of a cow's tongue. Hell there were even rumors floating around that he had a cow's tongue surgically attached to his tongue. Which is not true.
Now a baby calf was just born who looks just like Gene Simmons when Gene has his makeup on. The calf was born in Kerrville, Texas. The owners named it Genie after the rock legend. The cow even sticks her tongue out for the camera. They say the markings are natural on the calf ,but I would not put it past Gene Simmons to pay somebody to paint the cows head to make it look like him, so he gets more publicity out of it.
With Gene it's all about money and publicity. Kiss has had their name and or image on everything, from; lunchboxes and snowboards, to condoms and even coffins.
But with that being said, Gene donates a lot of money to charity, especially to hungry and under privileged children around the world.