Let's face it, many good stories start out by the phrase "This one time, when I was drunk..." Not all good stories, but many.

Anyone that has ever had the munchies can understand exactly how delicious Taco Bell is at 4am when your three sheets to the window. Have you ever tasted anything more delicious at that point in time? No.

I would have to say that I don't think any part of this comedic rant is untrue. I don't love 80's parties but most girls in college do so with that being said, Swardson was right on the money!

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