Hump Day Humor: Lewis Black on Airplanes

This does have some F bombs in it so if you work in, say, a normal office (ya know, like not radio), then I suggest you close your door or wait until you get home for this one!

I love traveling but I totally get what Black is laying down, I don't like being on a plane not being able to go anywhere! I get so antzy. What's the farthest you would fly on a plane?