A few weeks ago my wife and I went to see the new Godzilla movie. I was excited to see what technology would do to the Lizard King in 2014.

The movie was just a tad over 2 hours in length and started with a pretty good story line which featured actor Bryan Cranston.

SPOILER ALERT HERE: During the building of the storyline Cranston’s’ character dies and so does the movie.

The visuals of the monster were so vague you never knew what was going on, and there was some other monstrous robot like thing that was never clearly explained.

When the movie ended we weren’t even sure how or if Godzilla was killed.

This was the worst remake I have ever seen; I think the old Japanese versions of Godzilla complete with the visible seams in the monster suit were better.

The person or persons who made this film should be kicked squarely in the pills for putting this in theaters.

I’m no movie critic, but I’m telling you flat out…. don’t waste your money on renting this steaming pile of crap.

Ishirō Honda (the director of the first Godzilla 1954) is probably rolling over in his grave.

Or he would say “Kudaranai Koto”

Check out the original trailer and Blue Oyster Cult’s Tribute to the Great Lizard King

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