Girls Should Not Do Everything That Guys Do

That's right, I am now a target for feminists! I will scream it from the mountain tops: there are some things that only men should do!

My friend sent me a website today that got me on this rant. It's for a product called "Stand Up" that allows women to stand and pee. What?

This product looks like a funnel and tucks away in a pocket or purse. You simply squeeze it open, place and pee. Smartly, you can throw it away, conveniently. Who's want to carry their pee around all day?

I am sorry, but a woman is made to sit and I am not messing with nature. Maybe this would be good for a camper, but I would pack toilet paper before I'd pack something that helps me stand to pee.

Guys, there are some things that are sacred and you being the only gender to stand and pee is one of them! Have at it, I will be sitting this one out!