It's time for our Thanksgiving addition of fun facts. Some are naughty and some are nice. Now you have something to talk about at the holiday table!

Number 4 is a bonus that has nothing to do with the holiday. Enjoy!

1. Almost 100 percent of Thanksgiving turkeys are created by artificial insemination. Why? Because we love to eat turkeys with big breasts, and they get in the way of turkeys doing the nasty. Awww. I feel bad now.

2. A turkey's gender can be determined by looking at it's poop. Males have spiral shaped droppings and females have them in the shape of a "J".

3. Here's a new turkey dish: the Turdunkin. Brine the turkey with Dunkin Donuts Coolattas and stuff them with Munchkins. Serve with coffee gravy and hash browns. Seriously.

4. In Tibet there is a fungus that grows on dead caterpillars that has earned the nickname Himalayan Viagra. It works better than the blue pill. I don't even want to know HOW you use it.

5. Lobsters, clams and mussels were the centerpiece of the first Thanksgiving. They were plentiful in New England in the 1600's and turkey was not.

6. Pumpkin pie is an aphrodisiac. It's actually the smell that is a turn on, not the pie itself. Run with that!

7. The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for plumbers. Do I need to explain?

8. The first TV dinners were Thanksgiving leftovers.

9. The day before Thanksgiving is the biggest bar day of the year. I am guessing it's the cooks getting psyched up to cook the birds.

10. Jingle Bells was originally a Thanksgiving song.

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