This man is basically my hero, this seems like exactly the type of thing that I might do. There is a huge brawl going on around this guy, and he couldn't care less... because, pizza. Delicious pizza.

Everything about this screams "These people are drunk and stupid, I want nothing to do with this nonsense. I just came here to eat pizza, and fill my stomach. These people aren't going to ruin that for me!"

I don't know this man, but I appreciate him so much.